people say things sometimes

Reblog if you’re just a sweet Transvestite from Transexual Transylvania

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musical-panda:

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OTL Fail. Lungs hurting.

You wouldn’t have to offer me $500 to get Felicia Day’s autograph tattooed … as far as having ‘celebrity idols’ goes, she’s definitely one of my faves :)

If you had to give up one favorite food, what would the most difficult?

Cheeeeeeeeese

Ask me anything

I’m slightly obsessed with the notion of getting a new cell phone. Is a BlackBerry worth the extra ~$10 a month in Ridiculous Data Plans (TM) ? I hope so, because omg it’s so shiny and enchanting … I really shouldn’t be allowed to even look at electronics … they captivate me far too easily. I WANT IT. And come Friday, and payday, it shall be miiiiiiiiiiine …!

Cthulhu seems to be all the rage these days. Are more people suddenly reading Lovecraft? Are we embracing octopi like never before? Is it just fun to make the squid face? Is it caused by certain incredibly disturbing fetishes?

On second thought, I really don’t want to know. I’ll just keep making the squid face.

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I think the Platypus decided to be its own Maker when it evolved. I mean, come on, it’s got distinct traces of bird, mammal and reptile in it. AND it’s venomous. It’s devious and it has a plan. We’re just in its way to becoming the perfect creature. But what an awesome creature, no?

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—	Dante Shepherd

Ricardo: “I finish mopping the chicken, I go, yes?”
Me: “Yeah … wait, what?”
Ricardo: “The chicken! I finish the chicken, I am done? You understand?”
Me: “… OH! The KITCHEN! La cocina no es un pollo, Ricardo!”
Ricardo: ” … AYE!! Ki-tchen! No chi-cken! Chi-cken, pollo!

“

—	After this exchange, every fifteen minutes or so Ricardo and Hector would go, “Ki-tchen, no pollo!” and burst out laughing.

It was in Toy Story 3. When Andy's on his computer, he's on tumblr.

murisaboy

Ya know, I am clearly not that sharp a crayon ‘cause I noticed ‘Toy Story’ in the tags about 7 seconds after I asked the question … but by then I couldn’t figure out how/if I could delete the post, haha